When we lived in West Stockholm, our landlord took a pretty hands-off approach to getting things fixed around the house. (After all, our three-bedroom apartment was only $550/mo.) At one point, the water pump started malfunctioning. Then it wouldn’t stop malfunctioning. It would ka-chunk into action, spin its motor, ka-chunk out of action, and make a sound like a toilet tank filling up. This would continue for long periods of time and, to our delight, was audible throughout the house. (This was especially fun at night.) Now, four years later, I get muscle spasms listening to this recording. Enjoy!